Gary The Retard, also known as Gary the Conqueror (why?), was born in 1952, and currently lives in Albany, Oregon. He is employed at Burgerville, USA. He hid from and then defeated the retarded flu, which was stalking him from inside the phone. Aydan is smart.
Like a lot of members of the Wack pack, Gary has his own website: http://garytheretard.com/
"Shoo Shoo Retarded flu!"
"Fuck you!" in response to an automatic operator machine.